Body: "Hey, so, I'm just gonna get rid of all this muscle mass."
Me: "Actually, can we talk about that for a minute? I mean, I get that-"
Body: "Nah it's going. You don't need it anyway."
Me: "Right. Yeah. But actually I did. I mean, I carry a lot of things because I don't drive and it's getting harder to-"
Body: "Nah it's going."
Me: "Look, I'm serious, I'm really chuffed at how nicely you've feminised my face and body so far and I'm actually super pleased with how much softer my legs look now but there are some pretty practical advantages to a male body and-"
Body: "No testosterone, no default musclery."
Me: "Can we just meet each other half way? I mean, there is NOTHING wrong with being an awesome super-fit, muscular chick, and I figured since I already had twenty years of T-poisoning maybe that'd have some residual-"
Body: "Nah it's gone."
Me: "[sigh] I'm going to have to do a lot of exercise to get even a shred of even that 'unfit-dude' upper body strength back aren't I?"
Body: "Look, you just gave me the blueprints. I'm doing my thing."
Me: "Right, but with less muscle mass comes a lower core body temperature and that means I get cold more easily and we're out of summer now so-
Body: "Oh, speaking of coldness, I got you some super-sensitive nipples."
Me: "Uhm. Thanks. That might be cool in future, I guess. But-"
Body: "PS. You like crying, right? I hope you like crying."
Me: "Oh ffs."
Body: "How good is the whole breast development thing tho?"
Me: "[grumps] It's actually really good."
Body: "So are you gonna thank me?"
Me: "[mumbles] thanksthey'reactuallyawesomealready"
Body: "What? I couldn't hear you. Let me just put some more fat on your hips here-"
Me: "YES THEY ARE AWESOME AND I AM ACTUALLY REALLY COMFORTABLE WITH MY BODY ALREADY I AM SORRY I COMPLAINED ABOUT SMALL DETAILS."
Body: "Oh hey, also, while we're on that subject be careful because your centre of gravity is gonna shift a little bit most likely and-"
Me: "[falls over] DAMNIT. Fuck I look good in this top now, though..."