Questions, questions... always with the questions...

Some of these are quite literally Frequently Asked Questions. Some are not. In fact, most won't be - just things I'm putting here to get out of the way, or placate my ego, or something like that.

Who are you?

See the about page. But in brief: I'm a Sydney-based writer, amateur film-maker, and cynic, and what's on this page is more or less just projects I'm working on, or have finished.

This web page looks funny on my web browser.

Yes, well, so do many web pages. This site was built with a text editor and an image editor only, and tested on Safari for OS X (being that's my OS of choice), Firefox for the same platform, alongside Firefox for both Linux and Windows. Surprisingly, the only one that looked even slightly different was Firefox for Windows. Oh well. It's still viewable. Oh, and, despite my cringing as I opened it... IE 6 seems to display it fine. Guess sometimes Microsoft products do perform as advertised.

Sometimes.

What does "Expect Problems" refer to?

A life philosophy? A play on one of Microsoft's OS suffixes? A cheap attempt at registering a witty domain name? You decide.

Where is Aldus? And what happened to the Expectopaedia?

Boy, you've got a good memory! Aldus will come back when my co-author returns from deepest darkest India. (Well, Goa) The Expectopaedia was written as my first attempt at PHP coding, and when I can stomach returning to the disgusting bowels of that source code, I'll clean it up and bring it back here into the new visual schema.